LOL: Bootleg Edition!

The Ultimate Low-Budget Gaming Experience

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Main Menu

Select Your Champion:

Champion	Role	Status	Special Ability
Not-Ahri	Mage	Available	Seduces enemies with mediocre charm.
Fake-Garen	Fighter	In Maintenance	Spins slowly in confusion.
Budget-Lee Sin	Jungler	Available	Misses most of his kicks.
Off-Brand-Ashe	Marksman	Coming Soon	Shoots arrows that go nowhere.
Dollar Store Darius	Tank	Available	Swings his axe, but it’s made of foam.
Placeholder Champion	Support	Glitched	Crashes the game upon selection.
Super Boring Bard	Support	Available	Can only heal in 1-second intervals.
Low-Resolution Lux	Mage	Available	Throws pixelated light beams.
Copycat Katarina	Assassin	Available	Throws knives that always miss.
Wimpy Warwick	Fighter	Available	His howl is more of a whimper.
Poor-Man's Poppy	Tank	In Maintenance	Her shield is just a cardboard cutout.

Matchmaking

Searching for opponents... (This may take forever.)

Found 0 players online. The loneliness is real.

Attempting to connect... Oops, lost connection!

Reconnecting... Wait, nope, it’s not happening.

In-Game Store

1000 Gold - $0.99 (Unavailable due to a lack of funds)
5000 Gold - $4.99 (Temporarily out of stock... forever)
Exclusive Skin Pack - $9.99 (Warning: May not contain actual skins)
Mystery Box - $1.99 (You get nothing!)
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Achievements

First Blood: Failed to connect to a match.
Champion Mastery: Selected a broken champion.
Gold Spender: Tried to buy something from the store.
Unstoppable: The game crashed, but you restarted anyway.
Bootleg Legend: Played this bootleg for more than 5 minutes.

Leaderboard

Player	Score	Status
Player1	1000000	Cheating suspected.
Player2	500000	Likely fake.
Player3	300000	Probably a bot.
Player4	1500	Legitimate, but sad.
You	0	Better luck next time.

Game Over

Defeat! But was it ever possible to win?

Your final score: 0 (Don't feel bad, it’s the same for everyone.)

About LOL Bootleg Edition:

LOL Bootleg Edition is the most unofficial, unauthorized, and unpolished version of a famous game you’ll never truly play. This version comes with incomplete features, questionable content, and a guarantee of absolutely no support.

Developer: Totally Not a Legit Company, LLC.

Version: 0.0.1 Alpha (Expect frequent crashes, if it even runs.)

Disclaimer: This is a parody. Please don’t sue us. No actual gameplay or functionality is provided here, and any resemblance to real games is purely coincidental (and probably accidental).